Communists Meeting at Dolby Theater This Sunday
(Hollyweird) Communists plan to meet and discuss world take over this week in a meeting commonly mis-referred to as the Oscars. The meeting represents the latest attempt by residents of Cuckafornia to usurp the unquestionable dominance of a corporate-controlled state run by Almighty Trump.
"This is our chance to ruin the country by advocating for health-care and decently paying jobs," actor George Clooney said from his mansion in Hollywood. "We actors are just so sick of the middle class. This is our chance to destroy them with health and money and we're not going to miss it."
27-time Oscar winner Meryl Streep echoed Clooney's words. "We're finally getting to the point where we can completely crush these fools and institute martial law. Then they'll ALL have to watch our movies!" she said laughing deviouslyly. "The first step is to make sure they all have health care and decent paying jobs, then...they're ours!"
The "ceremony" will take place this Sunday and is hosted by know Liberal Jimmy Kimmel whose nightly late-night talk show has been widely seen as an obvious vehicle for eventual state-sponsored communism. "Hosting's a big responsibility," he said thumbing through Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto. "It's my job to make people think they're just watching an awards show, you know, with people in movies. Of course, we know it's more. Much, much more,...but those dopes out in America don't, know what I mean, comrade?"
Of the movies nominated for "awards" this year, none of them include Bill Engvall or Reba McEntire, so therefore, are crap. The Oscars airs Sunday on the un-American Broadcasting Company, ABC.