Flynn Tapped To Be New National Advisor Of Being In Prison

(Washington, D.C.)  Former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn was tapped this week for a new position within the Trump administration; that of National Prisoner Advisor. The move turns a potentially embarrassing situation for the Trump team into one of unprecedented brilliance.

"Look, he's for sure going to prison anyway," White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said during a press briefing today. "The President thought, 'why not have him help us out with our prison problem while he's in there.'  It's pretty smart when you think about it."

"For eight years Barack Obama did nothing about the problems in our nation's prisons, and now inside of 100 days, I'm doing something to solve this problem," the President said before teeing off on the 5th hole of whatever golf course he's playing today. "I always knew Mike Flynn, who is a good man and has been treated very unfairly by the media, would be a great National Something Advisor and this just proves I was right all along."

Flynn has come under fire from Dumbocrats and libtards for concealing payments he received from Russia against the advice of the Pentagon. "I wasn't going to conceal the payments," Flynn said, "but from what the Obama administration was telling me about the legality of such payments, I had no choice. Talk to them."

Muslim Barack Obama improperly vetted Trump NSA chief Michael Flynn, but Trump fixed it in a record 23 days.

Muslim Barack Obama improperly vetted Trump NSA chief Michael Flynn, but Trump fixed it in a record 23 days.

"It was always Obama's fault," Spicer said when pressed about how the Trump administration could name Flynn to their campaign team and later to a cabinet position without knowing of his secret ties to Russia. "Obama did it, for sure," he said. "We're just cleaning up his mess, as usual."

Flynn was fired after only 23 days as National Security Advisor when information of the payments was leaked by traitors who should go to jail for even longer than Flynn. The short tenure is the quickest any President has wisely fixed a mistake set in motion by the previous administration of Muslim puppets.

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