Hil-LIAR-y Spotted Putting Ketchup On Baby
Democratic presidential loser and known demon Hillary Clinton was spotted recently putting ketchup on a baby she was dining on in a feast for the Church of Satan she attends regularly in rural Virginia. The baby was a 30inch bone-in white baby raised on a diet of mother's milk and chocolate as is standard in all Democratic blood rituals.
Some in attendance seemed surprised at the move. "You just don't put ketchup on a baby, you just don't do it," former campaign manager and known pedophile, John Podesta commented afterward. "We were all a little taken aback." Podesta, as it is commonly known, applies only blood to the human babies upon which he gorges his dark soul. "Yeah, blood, but...only the blood of another baby. Then, that baby must be discarded immediately. Straight to the trash having lived only to be a condiment on a meal I'll soon forget, but that's just me. I'm old-school."
Others at the table laughed off the faux pas as just one of the murderous female's odd eccentricities. "That's just Hill bein' Hill." Vince Foster's murderer Bill Clinton chuckled while raping a teen-ager he'd purchased from Nancy Pelosi. "She's a real kidder."
A few at the feast of the dark lord even welcomed the distraction. "I love it," Hollywood cuck George Cooney said, "Sometimes these Satanic rituals can get pretty predictable. It's nice to have somebody inject a little life into it, you know."
Clinton had no comment afterward and was closed back into her casket until the next full moon as expected.