FAKE OUT! Trump Punks Obama. Pretends Russian Collusion While Obama Listens In

(Washington, DC)  Jokester-in-chief Donald Trump played a hilarious phone prank on Indonesian agitator Barack Hussein Obama last fall by pretending to collude with Russia in phone calls that he knew Obummer was illegally listening to it was revealed today. Sources confirmed that Trump and cohorts Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus got Obama good.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" Donald Trump sets up another of his classic phone bits.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" Donald Trump sets up another of his classic phone bits.

"He fell for it hook, line and sinker," Trump said chuckling. "I was like, 'Steve, check it out' then I'd pick up the phone, dial Putin and be like, 'Hey, Vladdy baby. What can we do to steal this election?' and we'd laugh and laugh just picturing the look on Obama's face."

Bannon confirmed the President's account. "One time he called the KGB directly and asked them where he should send all our classified intel after he wins the election. I had just taken a big swig of milk and I laughed so hard a bunch of it shot out of my nose!"

Trump tweeted today that he'd just learned Obama had his "wires tapped," at Trump Tower during the election, but, of course, he knew all along.

"Of course, I knew all along," Trump said. "I just thought, you know what? Let's have some fun with it. We got him good. I just wish we could've been there to see his stupid face. Hilarious! But, that's just me. I love a good joke. I've got the best jokes."

Trump is widely regarded as a world-class prankster and all-around funny guy having once trolled the Lamestream Media by pretending to be in favor of sexual assault. "It was hilarious, I was like, 'Billy Bush, roll tape here. Then, once I knew the tape was rolling, I was like, 'grab 'em by the pussy! Grab 'em by the pussy!' It was priceless."

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