Obama Presidential Memoir Expected To Be Greatest Ever For 8 Years Until Trump Writes His
(Washington, DC) The book about his life and administration is expected to make recently fired President B. Hussein Obama the greatest presidential writer in the history of America. A position, like his last one, he is expected to hold for exactly 8 years. In the year 2024 President Donald J. Trump will release a book that is much, much, very much better.
"Obama's book is gonna be stupid," local resident and one-time book reader Sam Colski said from his stool at the end of the bar. Colski, sources confirm, is so unenthused about Obama's book that he said he expects it to join a long list of books that includes every other book ever written that isn't the one about the '85 Bears. "I probably won't even read it!" he confirmed.
Others are already looking forward to the book that will definitely replace it, written by their fearless leader. "Once Trump writes his book? Well, Yeeeeeeeeeeeee-fuckin-haw! That's gonna be great! He'll put all kinds of cool stuff in there, like titties and stuff. That'll be so cool." Trump fanimal Tyler Ridgeway said squealing his tires at a red light before he roared off after some poontang.
While Trump has not officially spoken about his memoir, it's pretty obvious that it's be pretty great, for sure. That fact was not lost on his supporters and may lead to an increase in reading across the country.
"The last thing I actually read was Dale Earnhardt's autograph," long-haul trucker Donny James Rio said from the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut in the World's Largest Truck Stop in Walcott, IA. "But, I'd read Trump's book for sure. You bet I would. Why I'd get his book and pop it in the old stereo in the truck there and just let it read while I cruised across the country. I like reading," he said unconsciously shaking his head no at the same time.