Blizzard-Denying "Scientists" Still Touting Global Warming
(Outside, USA) Agenda-driven globalists denied that snow fell on America this week by continuing to spout the lie of climate change. Obvious Soros-funded idiots had no argument for why a BLIZZARD hit America if, in fact, the world is warming.
"I have no argument for that," Science-tard Randolph Guutenhass said from his "lab" in some science building on a left-leaning college campus. "The two are wholly unrelated."
Denying the connection between daily weather fluctuations and long term weather tendencies has long been a staple of the scientific community's communist agenda. "The fact that it snows one day in one place is no real indication of what is happening globally in the long-term," Guutenhass lied.
Real Americans hit-hard by this recent Snowmageddon wish they had the luxury of denying the current harsh and snowy conditions, but they're a little too busy working hard to overcome it. "I wish I had the luxury of denying this, but I'm a little too busy working to overcome it," Greta Harrison said from the freshly-shoveled stoop of her modern Manhattan general store. "I just want people to know that, despite the lies of the left about global-warming, we're open for business. Come on down to Harrison's, where you always get 3 apples for a nickel!"
While a snowstorm of this size and scope ought to have scientists using their common sense and rethinking their positions on something so dumb and complicated as man-made climate change, many in the field continue to cling to their ridiculous agenda-driven positions solely, it is clear, to keep their funding coming in.
"It has nothing to do with funding," blizzard-denying scientist Beth Oberhauser lied from her lab in Menlo Park, NJ. "It's just what the results of thousands and thousands of studies and experiments tell us," she added before slinking off and cashing a check from George Soros.