Obama Pilots Plane, Gasses Syria.
(Syria) Recently fired Muslim-in-Chief B. Hussein Obama took a break from spying on American Patriot Donald J. Trump and gassed some Syrians this week. Obummer, sources confirm, dropped the gas from a plane he was flying probably back to Kenya where he is definitely from.
The worst president ever, who oversaw a record-setting 73 months of consecutive private sector job growth thanks to Republicans, had been busy running the "deep state" and planning a coup that would return him to power. For Americans, luckily, the allure of killing innocent children was too much for the demon son of Satan to resist.
"I needed a break," the idiot, who killed Osama Bin Laden, but ruined everything said. "I've been so busy listening to Trump's secret conversations, I just needed to get away for a bit. You know, secretly listening to that much winning is exhausting!"
The mission by the former president, who passed Wall St. reform even though we didn't need it, isn't the first for Barry, He dropped a bomb in Yemen a few weeks ago that killed up to 200 civilians. "Yeah, that was me," Obama laughed.
The latest mission was, however, the first in which the traitor Obama used serin gas. "I gassed 'em real good," Obama, who rescued the U.S. auto industry with Republican help, said to Hill-LIAR-y Clinton upon landing his plane at a secret air base in Turkey run by George Soros, "That's great!" Clinton is reported to have replied. "Now, can we go eat some babies? I'm starving!"