Trump Jr. Misplaces Family Photos For Fourth Time In Week
(New York) For the fourth time in seven days Presidential son Donald Trump Jr. misplaced several framed pictures of his family normally kept in a position of prominence on his desk.
"I've looked everywhere," a perplexed Trump Jr. said looking under a 5 x 7 inch rectangular piece of flat silver propped up in front of him. "It's just not anywhere. It's eerie."
The mislay marks the fourth time in the last week Trump Jr. has lost the photos. "One time a bug got on one of them and I got scared and threw them all in the garbage. But, I looked in there and there's nothing in there this time but some printed emails from some Russian guy. I don't know what to do," Trump Jr. said beginning to whimper.
"Karla, get in here quick," Trump Jr. said pressing the wrong button on his intercom and beginning to hyperventilate. "I-I-I th-th-th-think someone stole my pictures again."
"Have you checked your desk?" assistant Karla Thomason said from the doorway where she'd been standing the entire time.
"Of course I have, duh." Trump Jr. shot back through tears. "You're so dumb. I hate you! There's nothing on here but some pieces of metal that are all squarey and flat. Geez."
The Trump organization released a statement asking anyone who may find the pictures to contact them at Trump Tower immediately. "I also can't find my scissors," Trump Jr. added.