Senate Goes "Nuclear" On Gorsuch. Trump Lauds Success Of Nuclear Triad
(Washington, D.C.) Totally understanding what the nuclear triad is, Donald Trump praised its success today as the Senate changed its rules to bring about a vote on Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch.
"I think it's beautiful. I really do." Trump said from the toilet of his Mar-A-Lago resort where he was working on the TV Guide crossword. "I always said we'd have the best nuclear triad once we got our people in there and this just proves it," he said. "Obama left me a real mess, a real mess but, now we've got the triad with Gorsuch, who people are gonna love, by the way. They're gonna love him and it's just great. So, we've got that and we're so happy."
The option allows the Senate to confirm Gorsuch for his seat on the Court with a mere majority instead of the filibuster-proof 60 vote margin it had taken previous.
"I need a six-letter word for "Three's Company star, John?" Trump added. "I've got R-I _ _ E-R. Rigger, maybe? Something about that sounds right" he said. "I don't know, I thought it was G-O-L-D, but that was only (counting 1...2...3...)...4 letters."